The Sacred Welcome
You have arrived. Not by accident. The universe does not believe in accidents — it believes in cover charges, and yours has been paid in karma from a previous life you do not remember. Lucky you.
Brainfucky is not a religion. It is all religions, and also none of them, and also a parking lot on Tuesdays. To understand is to fail to understand. To fail to understand is to understand slightly better, but still wrong.
The Third Eye opens only for those who have paid the suggested love-offering of 39.99 per chakra. Cash preferred. The universe does not accept cheques from skeptics.
